Photo 6 Jun 4,960 notes digitalexhale: Explanations of each can be found here whaaaat?  at least i’m not a dude or policeman and i quit smoking - and i drink. ha. but fuck man, piper is at my parent’s house, i used to think negative thoughts all the time (though i’ve fixed that), i’m not sure i’ll get married/have a life partner (though i want to), i do NOT floss enough by any means, i’m not getting laid (woo hoo yay me), and I’VE BEEN SITTING FOR THE LAST FOUR DAYS STRAIGHT, STUDYING.  plus i’m planning to be a psychologist, so that shit requires me to sit too.  i’ll have to get one of those balance ball chairs for when i’m doing paperwork.  damn, i wish i wanted to go into a more active career (this is not the first time i’ve thought of this, btw.  you also get a flat ass from having a desk job).

digitalexhale:

Explanations of each can be found here

whaaaat?  at least i’m not a dude or policeman and i quit smoking - and i drink. ha. but fuck man, piper is at my parent’s house, i used to think negative thoughts all the time (though i’ve fixed that), i’m not sure i’ll get married/have a life partner (though i want to), i do NOT floss enough by any means, i’m not getting laid (woo hoo yay me), and I’VE BEEN SITTING FOR THE LAST FOUR DAYS STRAIGHT, STUDYING.  plus i’m planning to be a psychologist, so that shit requires me to sit too.  i’ll have to get one of those balance ball chairs for when i’m doing paperwork.  damn, i wish i wanted to go into a more active career (this is not the first time i’ve thought of this, btw.  you also get a flat ass from having a desk job).

via digital.exhale.
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